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CORNY JOKES

FOR CHRISTMAS

 

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?
Which burns longer - Candles on a birthday cake or candles on a Christmas tree?
How does Santa get dressed at Christmas?
What does Santa order in McDonalds?
What are brown, round and sneak around the kitchen at Christmas?
Where do Santa's Gnomes do their Christmas shopping?
Did you hear what happened to the fairy who ate a Christmas tree decoration?
Why don't Santa's helpers go on holiday?
Where do sick gnomes go to be cured?
Why was Father Christmas unemployed?
Why do birds fly south in winter?
Where do the fairies go to lose weight after Christmas?
How do you make anti-freeze?
What's the difference between a clothes brush and an iceberg?
Which travels faster heat or cold?

Did you know that Scrooge's wife asked her husband for a 12 piece silver set for Christmas?

How many chimneys does Santa climb down at Christmas?