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THE CORNY JOKES PAGE

What's the difference between a watch maker and a sailor?
What's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?
What birds spend all of their time on their knees?
How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
How do you make a sausage roll?
If darts fly like arrows what do fruit flies like?
Where does a general keep his armies?
Where does a sick ship go?
Where do sick gnomes go to be cured?
Why was Father Christmas unemployed?
How can you divide seven potatoes between four people?
Where do gnomes go to get fit?
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangeroo?
Why did the golfer take two pairs of trousers with him?
What bow can't be tied?